Let's All Take a Minute to Appreciate This Bracelet

(Bobby Finger)

This isn't just a bracelet, it's a litmus test, allowing the wearer to find people who share their (okay, my) appreciation for terrible early 2000's R&B hits.

Can you figure out what the abbreviation stands for?
Here's a hint: "Boys and girls want to hear a true story?"


"Saturday night, was at this real wild party."

Give up? "WWYDIYSWAHCAAOTBFCHH?" = "What would you do if your son was at home, crying all along on the bedroom floor, cause he's hungry?" A.K.A. the chorus of City High's "What Would You Do?" A.K.A. possibly the worst attempt at socially conscious pop music ever, A.K.A. the only song about a hooker trying to feed her baby that can literally make people (Maybe just me again? I am the worst.) pee their pants laughing.

Here it is, in all of its glory.

Sadly, the bracelet, which is the brainchild of copywriter and blogger Bobby Finger, is just a mock-up, and not actually for sale.

Somebody get this guy a Kickstarter already.