1. Throw Away Your Uncomfortable Underwear
You know the kind that creep up every time you take a damn step? Burn them! Shred them! Laugh maniacally! Then go buy 20 pairs of your favorite. Few things can instantly kill a day like bad shoes and bad underwear. Get rid of both. Your body and sanity will thank you.
2. Delete Mean People From Your Social Media
This includes but is not limited to your arrogant exes and politically disturbed relatives. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
3. Eat Cereal for Dinner
One of the joys of adulthood is you can eat whateverthehellyouwant. Live it up! Yes, yes, eat spinach and all that good stuff, too. But NO ONE can tell you not to spoil your dinner.
4. Go Braless
Sure, some clothes "require" a bra to be socially acceptable. But whenever you can get away without one, do so. Live the dream! I want that for you. Besides, SCIENCE.
5. Embrace Your Inner Badass
Sometimes you just need to say what you want and take what you want. I'm forever a proponent of kindness, but I hope we can all channel our inner badass when the time calls.